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[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (They were driving away without meeee...)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a (dumb) blond. (BY A TEACHER)


[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (Chess...very guuudd...)
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow. ()
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (In the middle of class: "the demoninater into the nemera-ack! *cough cough COUGH* ack!")


[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. (What the hell are they doing now? other person: they're in his brain!! me:uh...does that change something? OP: O.O... Me: what?)
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (the house! SSSHHHH!! dont tell mah mommy!)
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling (i didn't my mom did. she was like:you're drooling me:really Mom: *strange look*)


[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (Amd then... wait. What was I talking about?)
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.' (THIS IS MY INSIDE VOICE!)


[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally. (i did notice after a chew, but ate it anyway.)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (took my clothes off to got to bed and was like: hey, lookit that.)
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.


[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. (I TEST them)
[x] You break a lot of things. (I swear i didnt do it!)
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently. (Um. Yeah. But... um... I can't remember.)
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.


GRAND TOTAL: 35!

Now, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am --% Mentally insane